NYE Spending Spree

So Christmas was great and all but my thirst for fashion was far from quenched. My husband (what’s his name?) certainly tried, but everyone else seemed to be using the recession as an excuse to spend less! Most of my friends are far from poor even after loosing half their money in the stock market!

So since I was stiffed by soooo many of my “friends” this year, I’ve decided to treat myself to a NYE spending spree! First on my list are these L.A.M.B. Faith Heels. They have great winter to spring versatility and they turn the top of your foot into an extra place to be scantily clad. That means extra sexy! I cant wait to wear these tomorrow night! Happy NYE!!!!

AMAZEBALLS

So of course The Benefit was AMAZEBALLS!!! Lady Gaga and JT were at their finest and Jon and Kate were at their worst! My little seating “mix-up” really caused quite the ruckus! Jon ended up slapping the oversized glasses right off of Kate’s face!

In an effort to make amends I have posted some replacements for her! Also, thanks to my incredible contacts and planning skills, there isn’t a chihuahua in Bev Hills that will go without his fill of chow for at least the next few months!

Thanks to all esp. Kate! Here’s to you -for taking one for the team and getting us all that fab publicity!

Brit

To all of you who weren’t fortunate enough to catch my good friend Britney at the Staples Center for her Circus tour this past month: I feel so sorry for you and your pathetic lives (Saige). I of course was sitting a respectable distance away with all of the industry people. We weren’t dancing (because we’re too cool) but we were judging!

The production honestly left a little to be desired. Sure there were plenty of fireworks and enough dancers to start a small sexy army, but nothing really wowed me into frenzy. The last time I saw her, a full on rainstorm happened on stage.

That said, her body and her lip syncing were fantastic. In honor of her freak-out-less tour, I have picked some Britney inspired products for you to buy immediately. These EKG leggings –because her pulse was off the charts and she was wearing nothing but sparkles, and this CC Skye bag –because chains were everywhere and Brittney loves bondage.

Bored Out Of My Mind!

For the past week I have been bored out of my mind! This week is as uneventful as the last. In fact it's more uneventful because I can't even find an event worth making fun of! I should have stayed on vacation!

Anyway, when times like these persist, there are but two things I can do; shop and stir up controversy. And since I'm shopping online already, I would like to stir up some controversy. So last week, as you'll remember, I mentioned a birthday party that I wouldn't be caught dead attending (Speidi's). Well Saige on the other hand, being the ultra socialite that she is, was more than delighted to attend. Not only was she there, but she immediately posted the pictures she took at the party on Facebook. She has since removed them (most likely in light of Heidi's much made fun of performance at the Miss Universe Pageant - as if they weren't already embarassing enough to be seen with) but trust me, the pics were up and they were pathetic.

As sad as it was that she went, at least she looked decent. She came a long way from her dumpy, birkenstocky get up and I'm proud of her. She was wearing a dress by Haute Hippie with a pair of L.A.M.B. heels and some Nicole Miller earrings.