Who's Who

So I’m sure you’re all just dying to know who will be in attendance at my fabulous event. If I were you (and thank God I’m not) I’d assume that the most exclusive and important rich and famous people in Hollywood will be there.

I mean for one, it is MY event and for two, what starlet out there wouldn’t want to be seen addressing one of the most tragic issues of our time? The world’s problems don’t get much more important than a Chihuahua who hasn’t had his fill of premium puppy chow.

I can’t exactly tell you whose going to be there (the press hasn’t found out yet and so I’m not at liberty to spill). But trust me, when you see whose RSVPd you will die drooling.

Here are some things I’m thinking of having as party favors. That’s all you get to know, for now...