Hello glamour pusses!
I am in rare form today! I am also a little disturbed. With winter fast approaching I am already starting to lose my golden sun kissed tan. Horrid. And horrid again. It simply won’t do, because, as you all know (and if you don’t know you must be living in a test tube), my highly acclaimed and extremely successful charity drive, PROJECT PREMIUM NUGGET (delivering food to Chihuahuas in need), is right around the bend! I cannot go around during this high profile time looking like a bleached bone. For God’s sakes the dogs will come after me. That is, the rags that call themselves newspapers. They are always looking for SOMETHING to dish on me. But they will never win!
For one thing, I’ve got a secret weapon: Takahatchi. He rustled me up some fantastic bronzer and now I look like I spent ten weeks in Mazatlan. Of course, normally I would just fly down there to get a good tan before the big event, but I’ve just been so incredibly busy getting together the star studded line up I haven’t even had time to berate my husband.
Everyone has been dying for a taste of the guest list but I’m keeping it under wraps for now. Let the suspense build. Create excitement. Never let them see you sweat. I’m a brilliant PR strategist if you haven’t noticed.
So, keep wondering, and until then, check out the new Jimmy Choo bag I’ll be bringing to the event:
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