June Gloom and Martinis

Thank God that this June gloom has finally burned off!

Once again it's pool weather in beautiful Beverly Hills. Not that it really matters to me. I, of course, was always in my lounge chair in my private cabana at the Beverly Hills Hotel, gloom or shine. That said, it will be nice not to have to remember to tell my people to pack my fur and my bubble umbrella.

I conduct all my business poolside and refuse to do it anywhere else because otherwise it feels too much work. Gross. Furthermore, the service here is incomparable! What other office do you know of that you can order the perfect dirty martini during business hours? None!

Anyway, I was working with my assistant Ronna today on our little Viva Swag project thingy when I saw one of my many arch nemeses strutting by my cabana in the Loriblu Denim Wedge I had just put up yesterday on the site! The same pair that I OWN.

How pitiful! She pretends to be above everything I wear and do and yet here she is following my every move! She obviously had them overnighted! When I commented on them she said "oh these old things?" She had the dumbest look I had ever seen on anyone's face so it was obvious she was full of it-even Ronna noticed.

Oh well, imitation is the most annoying form of flattery I suppose.