Farrah Sterling = Lady Gaga

So, Lady Gaga and I have a few things in common. For one, we are both beautiful natural blond bomb shells that love to be talked about. Second, we both love fashion and set trends every time we go out in public. And now, finally, we both have the most adorable Mickey Mouse inspired shades to frame our beautiful face and fight wrinkles.

So of course I had to share them with all of you. They are a STEAL at only ten bucks and while they may not make you as close to Lady Gaga as I am, they will make you super cute and keep wrinkles from appearing around your eyes and also your upper brow. Buy them ASAP you little monsters!

I Got Alot of Plastic Surgery Too!!!

So why has the whole world been talking about Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery for more than a week now? I went to the same surgeon last year and had 12 procedures all at once and did I get the cover of People?

Well one thing she certainly can’t compete with me on is shopping. Take for instance these See by Chloe Boots. They are studded rocker biker babe hottness and I got them for almost FIFTY PERCENT OFF!! Heidi doesn’t even have a sweatshirt large enough for her two biggest new additions. She should have gotten five procedures and saved some money to shop with.

Happy New Years!

So I had the best New Years Ever! Where was I and what was I doing? I was ringing in the new decade in Miami with Lady Gaga. She was amazing and Tila Tequilla was there making out w/ everything that walked by. I got drunker than Mariah in Palm Springs.

Duh I didn’t stay in LA. I never stay in LA for New Years because I like to shake things up a bit. Anyway, I didn’t stay long. I was on the next flight out. All I took with me was my adorable little C.C. Skye clutch. It held everything I needed and looked fab all at the same time. Gaga asked where I got it and I told her from some boutique in France. She believed me.

NYE Spending Spree

So Christmas was great and all but my thirst for fashion was far from quenched. My husband (what’s his name?) certainly tried, but everyone else seemed to be using the recession as an excuse to spend less! Most of my friends are far from poor even after loosing half their money in the stock market!

So since I was stiffed by soooo many of my “friends” this year, I’ve decided to treat myself to a NYE spending spree! First on my list are these L.A.M.B. Faith Heels. They have great winter to spring versatility and they turn the top of your foot into an extra place to be scantily clad. That means extra sexy! I cant wait to wear these tomorrow night! Happy NYE!!!!

Wintery Fun!

I saw these adorable legwarmers the other day and I must confess, I love love LOVE them! I just had to buy them and put them on the Daily Swag for everyone to see.

I love these leg warmers because they remind me of the eighties -one of my better decades. It’s never really that cold in LA and we’re rarely outside when it’s below 70, but we still like to stroll down the streets in full winter wear. These knitted legwarmers really complete my woodsy winter look, don’t you think?

Girly Punk

Usually I LOVE all things girly girl. Pink this, bows on that, sequins everywhere etc. etc.

Lately though I’ve been noticing a trend towards the edgier, punk rock, biker babe side of fashion. All the girls my age are doing it. Chloe Sevigny, Blake Lively, Rachel Bilson, and even Leighton Meester have been edging it up recently. So, being the brat that I am, I wanted a flat that was both punk and girly at the same time. I spent hours yelling at my assistant to find me one and finally, she produced.

This shoe is the perfect blend of pretty and punk. Who says you can’t have it all? No one! - not to me anyway.

Who Has Great Taste? I Do!

So last week, as you all know, I put up these fabeau Moschino Cheap & Chic red hot hot hot shoes! They are such great buys that I made them the Super Swag. Anyway this Sunday I was sipping screw drivers by the pool and listening to my assistant read the paper to me aloud (reading strains the eyes which causes wrinkles) and when she gets to the image section my ears perk up. I grab it out of her hands and there, right on the front page, are the very same luxuriously luscious suede booties. IN THE L.A. TIMES FOR GODSAKES!!! Needless to say, I felt very proud of myself and very suspicious as to where the editor got the idea to put the same shoes I picked on her front page. She had better watch herself! Anyway, snag them before everyone else does because now it’s not just between us

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