Farrah Sterling = Lady Gaga

So, Lady Gaga and I have a few things in common. For one, we are both beautiful natural blond bomb shells that love to be talked about. Second, we both love fashion and set trends every time we go out in public. And now, finally, we both have the most adorable Mickey Mouse inspired shades to frame our beautiful face and fight wrinkles.

So of course I had to share them with all of you. They are a STEAL at only ten bucks and while they may not make you as close to Lady Gaga as I am, they will make you super cute and keep wrinkles from appearing around your eyes and also your upper brow. Buy them ASAP you little monsters!

I Got Alot of Plastic Surgery Too!!!

So why has the whole world been talking about Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery for more than a week now? I went to the same surgeon last year and had 12 procedures all at once and did I get the cover of People?

Well one thing she certainly can’t compete with me on is shopping. Take for instance these See by Chloe Boots. They are studded rocker biker babe hottness and I got them for almost FIFTY PERCENT OFF!! Heidi doesn’t even have a sweatshirt large enough for her two biggest new additions. She should have gotten five procedures and saved some money to shop with.

Happy New Years!

So I had the best New Years Ever! Where was I and what was I doing? I was ringing in the new decade in Miami with Lady Gaga. She was amazing and Tila Tequilla was there making out w/ everything that walked by. I got drunker than Mariah in Palm Springs.

Duh I didn’t stay in LA. I never stay in LA for New Years because I like to shake things up a bit. Anyway, I didn’t stay long. I was on the next flight out. All I took with me was my adorable little C.C. Skye clutch. It held everything I needed and looked fab all at the same time. Gaga asked where I got it and I told her from some boutique in France. She believed me.