Accessories and Why Every Woman Needs Them

I must tell you how thrilled I am to be speaking to you about the importance of accessories while tanning poolside at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Now before we get started let me introduce you to Tony Caliente, the sizzling Pool Boy who is transcribing my every word for a nominal fee of one hundred dollars a blog. You don't think for a moment that I'm actually using a computer myself? Oh please darlings! I'd break a nail. Tony, smile for the readers! Good boy. Isn't he gorgeous? Nice buns!

Now, on to Accessory Talk!

VIVA SWAG asked me to take a brief moment, which is INCREDIBLY hard for me to do with my busy lifestyle... Tony, be a dear and rub some bronzer in that spot I can't reach. A little to the left... more to the right... left... down... up... ah! Thanks doll... now where was I? Oh yes! VIVA SWAG asked me to talk about accessories and why every woman needs them.

First off, and write this down, VERY IMPORTANT, accessories MAKE THE WOMAN. That's right. For example, these beautiful Marc Jacobs Sunglasses really give me the look that says I am a woman of intellectual and fashionable means... oh boo! We'll have to continue this tomorrow... Tony has to go use the kreepy krauley on the pool. There's something floating in there that shouldn't be...